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Menopause Madness 

Color me free from 

Funny Adult Coloring Book

Menopause: the time when your body decides to throw a never-ending surprise party, complete with random hot flashes, mood swings that could scare a UFC fighter, and a memory so unreliable you forget why you walked into a room... again.

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But here’s the thing—laughing about it together makes it bearable! Because let’s be honest, if we don’t find the humor in sweating like a sauna and crying over a cereal commercial, we might just lose it completely.

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That’s where coloring comes in—yes, coloring! It’s not just for kids; it’s art therapy in disguise, a sneaky little stress-relief trick that gives your frazzled brain a break. Research suggests that all the life bending symptoms of menopause only last somewhere between two to fourteen years ?!? 

So grab those colored pencils, embrace the madness, and join the sisterhood of menopause warriors—because if we’re going to navigate this rambunctious rollercoaster, we might as well try to have some fun with it!

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We invite you to get lost in these deliberately abstract, expressive designs and even more expressive declarations of being on the frontline. Each page is a portal into another world … depart the real world for a while.

 

What people love about coloring book
 

  • 30 bold and expressive designs – free flowing, expressive designs doodles and patterns range from easy to intricate—perfectly to match your skill level or your care factor. They are intentionally unrecognizable, bursts of energy … artistic mood swings you might say!

  • Shameless self-expression – Filled with original humorous and witty expressions about menopause, designed for women needing amusement and stress-relief. Say them out loud, hang them over your desk, share them with your friends who desperately need a menopause morale booster!

  • Menopause symptoms with attitude!  Here’s a sneak peek

    • HRT : Hormone Rebellion Tamer

    • Insomnia is the evil twin of insanity

    • New PMS: Postponed Mental Stability

    • Bloated as a blowfish and just as spikey

  • No bleed  – (literally – or is that a bridge too far?!) each page is carefully framed and perfect for what we love to call ‘laminating for longevity’  - who doesn’t love a laminator?!

  • Large format pages – but shouldn’t that just be a grown-ups coloring book standard?!

  • Pop Culture – there’s been significant year on year growth of sassy, easy colouring books for adults so – go on - be a leader not a follower – you can do it!

  • A great gag gift – While some might think it risky, this humorous colouring book is the perfect gag gift for that woman warrior in your life who isn't afraid of calling a spade a spade. Funny coloring books are very popular so perhaps surprise everyone with a copy for next month's book club ...  

    So, go on, get lost! Get lost, get loose and get coloring!

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